Battle #1039 (F): Spo, Twi vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Twinconclusive rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 36 damage!

Mugsy takes 77 damage! Mugsy is defeated!

Bugsy takes 53 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 304/1458 MP: 7/348 Str: 103 Agi: 106 Int: 121 Power Aura (2) Roughed Up (2) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 919/1566 MP: 103/343 Str: 160 Agi: 56 Int: 94 Power Aura (2) Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (5) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 899/1250 MP: 184/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (4) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 369/700 MP: 64/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Looking Sharp (3) Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth laughs as it flings bricks!

Twinconclusive takes 108 damage!

Twinconclusive takes 78 damage!

Spoonweaver takes 81 damage!

Twinconclusive takes 85 damage!

Twinconclusive takes 96 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 223/1458 MP: 7/348 Str: 103 Agi: 106 Int: 121 Power Aura (2) Roughed Up (2) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 552/1566 MP: 103/343 Str: 160 Agi: 56 Int: 94 Power Aura (2) Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (5) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 874/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 369/700 MP: 79/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4) Looking Sharp (3) Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Bugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind. Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 223/1458 MP: 31/348 Str: 103 Agi: 106 Int: 121 Power Aura (2) Roughed Up (2) Diseased (18) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 552/1566 MP: 103/343 Str: 160 Agi: 56 Int: 94 Power Aura (2) Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (5) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 874/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 344/700 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3) Looking Sharp (2) Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Slimesworth! But Spoonweaver stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 141 damage! Spoonweaver is unable to defend the blow! Spoonweaver limps off the battlefield!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 552/1566 MP: 121/343 Str: 160 Agi: 56 Int: 94 Power Aura (2) Meditation (6) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (5) Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 733/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 344/700 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3) Looking Sharp (2) Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver has been eliminated! Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 23 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 552/1566 MP: 77/343 Str: 160 Agi: 56 Int: 94 Power Aura (1) Meditation (5) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 710/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Paralyzed (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 344/700 MP: 66/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3) Looking Sharp (2) Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy hits Twinconclusive with the idiot stick.

Twinconclusive takes 80 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 472/1566 MP: 77/343 Str: 160 Agi: 56 Int: 84 Power Aura (1) Meditation (5) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 710/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Paralyzed (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 319/700 MP: 26/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens Twinconclusive. CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 209 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 263/1566 MP: 93/343 Str: 128 Agi: 56 Int: 84 Power Aura (1) Meditation (5) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 685/1250 MP: 34/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Paralyzed (1) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 319/700 MP: 26/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 60 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 217/1566 MP: 27/343 Str: 108 Agi: 90 Int: 64 Meditation (4) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 625/1250 MP: 34/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Paralyzed (1) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 319/700 MP: 41/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into Twinconclusive and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 39 damage! Bugsy starts sapping Twinconclusive's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 178/1566 MP: 39/343 Str: 108 Agi: 90 Int: 64 Sapped (4) Meditation (4) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 625/1250 MP: 34/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Paralyzed (1) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 294/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 136 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 132/1566 MP: 0/343 Str: 108 Agi: 90 Int: 98 Sapped (3) Meditation (3) Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 489/1250 MP: 62/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Paralyzed (1) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 294/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 142 damage! Twinconclusive cries out in defeat!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 464/1250 MP: 10/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (1) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 294/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 203 Slimebucks!