Battle #1037 (F): Spo, Unc vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Spoonweaver with clubs.

Spoonweaver takes 108 damage! Spoonweaver doesn't look so good!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 427/1458 MP: 63/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 53 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 1111/1157 MP: 19/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 481/1250 MP: 93/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 148/500 MP: 135/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 219/700 MP: 141/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (4) Power Aura (4) Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Uncommon from behind. Uncommon drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 427/1458 MP: 63/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 53 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 1111/1157 MP: 44/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126 Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 481/1250 MP: 93/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 148/500 MP: 135/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 194/700 MP: 113/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (3) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 42 damage! Slimesworth's magical barrier blocks the attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 427/1458 MP: 63/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 53 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 1111/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 439/1250 MP: 93/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 148/500 MP: 159/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 194/700 MP: 113/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (3) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks charged up!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 427/1458 MP: 73/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 53 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 1111/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 439/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 123/500 MP: 125/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 194/700 MP: 113/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (3) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 64 damage!

Mugsy takes 51 damage!

Bugsy takes 45 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 384/1458 MP: 25/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 53 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 1111/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 375/1250 MP: 250/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Power Aura (3) Malaise (3) Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 72/500 MP: 125/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 149/700 MP: 113/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (3) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 157 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 227/1458 MP: 25/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 43 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 1111/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 350/1250 MP: 230/600 Str: 150 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (2) Malaise (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 72/500 MP: 125/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 149/700 MP: 113/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (3) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimesworth is up.
Battle!

Slimesworth madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 196 damage!

Uncommon takes 129 damage!

Uncommon takes 171 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 31/1458 MP: 25/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 43 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 811/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 124 Int: 126 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 325/1250 MP: 148/600 Str: 150 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Malaise (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 72/500 MP: 125/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 149/700 MP: 132/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (3) Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 61 damage! Uncommon feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 31/1458 MP: 25/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 43 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 750/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 325/1250 MP: 148/600 Str: 150 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Malaise (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 72/500 MP: 149/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 124/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (2) Malaise (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Mugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 31/1458 MP: 33/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 43 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Uncommon	Status HP: 750/1157 MP: 0/285 Str: 134 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 325/1250 MP: 148/600 Str: 150 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 127/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 124/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (2) Malaise (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Slimesworth! But Spoonweaver stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 78 damage! Spoonweaver is unable to defend the blow! Spoonweaver collapses!

Uncommon	Status HP: 750/1157 MP: 25/285 Str: 134 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 247/1250 MP: 148/600 Str: 150 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 127/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 124/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (2) Malaise (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver faints! It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 126 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 750/1157 MP: 151/285 Str: 134 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 247/1250 MP: 180/600 Str: 150 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (1) Malaise (1) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 127/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 124/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (2) Malaise (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Uncommon with clubs.

Uncommon takes 129 damage! Uncommon doesn't look so good!

Uncommon	Status HP: 621/1157 MP: 151/285 Str: 107 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 222/1250 MP: 84/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 127/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 124/700 MP: 107/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (2) Malaise (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Uncommon.

Uncommon	Status HP: 621/1157 MP: 151/285 Str: 107 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 222/1250 MP: 84/600 Str: 140 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 151/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 99/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (1) Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

Uncommon	Status HP: 621/1157 MP: 176/285 Str: 107 Agi: 49 Int: 126 Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 222/1250 MP: 84/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 118/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (6)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 99/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (1) Power Aura (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 28 damage!

Mugsy takes 55 damage! Mugsy is vanquished!

Bugsy takes 49 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 587/1157 MP: 128/285 Str: 107 Agi: 122 Int: 126 Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 194/1250 MP: 116/600 Str: 160 Agi: 190 Int: 160 Power Aura (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 50/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Mirror Sheen (1) Power Aura (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!