Battle #1048 (F): Siege

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1048: Spoonweaver, Slimebot TRICKSTER, (+[]::)<GBA vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 50/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 51/77 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER. FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 14 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 50/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 51/77 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 486/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 20 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 70/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 51/77 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 446/540 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Spoonweaver sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Spoonweaver. A glow surrounds (+[]::)<GBA. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 37/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 64/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 446/540 MP: 45/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will (+[]::)<GBA do next?
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Spoonweaver. A glow surrounds (+[]::)<GBA. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 37/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (10)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 31/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (9)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 446/540 MP: 45/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 173 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 37/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (10)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 31/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (9)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 273/540 MP: 64/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (10)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 61/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (10)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 31/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (9)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 233/540 MP: 39/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 122 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 183/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (9)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 44/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (9)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 233/540 MP: 39/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (9)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Spoonweaver. A glow surrounds (+[]::)<GBA. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 183/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (14)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 11/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 233/540 MP: 39/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (14)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 132 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 183/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (14)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 11/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 101/540 MP: 58/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (14)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2180/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 125 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 207/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (14)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 11/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 61/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (2) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (13)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2055/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 59 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 81 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 81 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 72 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 76 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 43/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (13)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 24/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (13)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 61/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (2) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (13)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1630/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA is looking dangerous!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 69 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 43/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (13)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 9/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (12)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 61/540 MP: 57/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (2) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (13)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1561/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 168 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 67/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (13)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 9/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (12)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 21/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (1) Power Aura (12)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1393/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 122 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 189/348 Str: 131 Agi: 107 Int: 122 Power Aura (12)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 503/503 MP: 9/77 Str: 55 Agi: 60 Int: 65 Power Aura (12)
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 21/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (1) Power Aura (12)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1393/2250 MP: 42/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!