Battle #1038 (F): Spo, JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 205/1092 MP: 41/547 Str: 108 Agi: 108 Int: 68 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 107/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 139/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 68 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 173/1092 MP: 109/547 Str: 108 Agi: 108 Int: 68 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 135/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 139/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 75 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 98/1092 MP: 109/547 Str: 108 Agi: 108 Int: 58 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 111/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 139/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 122 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack! James Paige faints!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 228/1250 MP: 71/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 139/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 198 Slimebucks!