Battle #1038 (F): Spo, JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 943/1092 MP: 100/547 Str: 105 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (7) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 613/1250 MP: 111/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 193/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 35 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 943/1092 MP: 42/547 Str: 105 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (6) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 578/1290 MP: 139/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Looking Sharp (3) Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 193/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 266 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 677/1092 MP: 42/547 Str: 84 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (6) Shrunk (3) Roughed Up (7) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 538/1290 MP: 71/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2) Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 193/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 142 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 535/1092 MP: 42/547 Str: 84 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (6) Shrunk (3) Roughed Up (7) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 448/1290 MP: 31/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 208/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 535/1092 MP: 65/547 Str: 79 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (6) Shrunk (3) Roughed Up (7) Off Guard (2) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 448/1290 MP: 31/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 193/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 32 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 493/1092 MP: 21/547 Str: 79 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (5) Shrunk (2) Roughed Up (6) Off Guard (1) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 416/1290 MP: 31/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 208/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 19 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 474/1092 MP: 44/547 Str: 79 Agi: 82 Int: 117 Meditation (5) Shrunk (2) Roughed Up (6) Off Guard (1) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 416/1290 MP: 31/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 180/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Str returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 474/1092 MP: 39/547 Str: 136 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Meditation (5) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 416/1290 MP: 59/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 180/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 474/1092 MP: 39/547 Str: 136 Agi: 109 Int: 156 Meditation (5) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 376/1290 MP: 199/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 195/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 474/1092 MP: 62/547 Str: 102 Agi: 81 Int: 117 Meditation (5) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 376/1290 MP: 199/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 177/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 58 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 474/1092 MP: 18/547 Str: 102 Agi: 81 Int: 117 Meditation (4) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 318/1290 MP: 227/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 177/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 62 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 412/1092 MP: 18/547 Str: 81 Agi: 81 Int: 117 Meditation (4) Shrunk (3) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 131/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 192/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 412/1092 MP: 33/547 Str: 81 Agi: 81 Int: 76 Meditation (4) Shrunk (3) Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 131/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 158/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Int returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 380/1092 MP: 28/547 Str: 108 Agi: 108 Int: 105 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 159/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 158/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 175 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 205/1092 MP: 28/547 Str: 108 Agi: 108 Int: 105 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 278/1250 MP: 107/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 173/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!