Battle #1038 (F): Spo, JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1038: Spoonweaver, James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 50/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 50/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Slimesworth. Show us a clean fight!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1458/1458 MP: 50/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 102
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 50/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Bugsy bashes Spoonweaver over the head with the idiot stick. (Spoonweaver had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 169 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 50/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 71/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Slimesworth and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 109 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 68/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 7/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Spoonweaver do next?
Battle!

Spoonweaver emits a particularly smelly cloud. Pardon me! Slimesworth becomes ill. Mugsy becomes ill. Bugsy becomes ill.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 10/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 7/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 130 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6) Malaise (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Malaise (5) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 10/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 7/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (6) Malaise (5) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 44/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (5) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind. Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 10/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 28/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (6) Malaise (5) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 16/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 10/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (6) Malaise (5) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 61/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 16/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 28/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (6) Malaise (5) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (3) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 141/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 92 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1289/1458 MP: 120/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1141/1250 MP: 250/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (6) Malaise (5) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (3) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 141/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Spoonweaver with clubs.

Spoonweaver takes 120 damage! Spoonweaver doesn't look so good!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1169/1458 MP: 120/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1116/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (5) Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (3) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 160/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy plants a lightning rod into James Paige and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 149 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1169/1458 MP: 120/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 943/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1116/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (5) Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 51/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (3) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 128/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (3) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Mugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1169/1458 MP: 138/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 943/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1116/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (5) Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 17/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (2) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 250/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (3) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 131 damage!

Mugsy takes 118 damage!

Bugsy takes 126 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1126/1458 MP: 64/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 943/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 985/1250 MP: 186/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (5) Malaise (4) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 307/500 MP: 17/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (2) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 524/700 MP: 250/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (3) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 160 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 966/1458 MP: 64/348 Str: 88 Agi: 87 Int: 92 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

James Paige	Status HP: 943/1092 MP: 43/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 960/1250 MP: 134/600 Str: 150 Agi: 76 Int: 160 Paralyzed (4) Malaise (3) Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 307/500 MP: 17/400 Str: 60 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Malaise (2) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 524/700 MP: 250/250 Str: 90 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Malaise (3) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!