Battle #1050 (F): Spo, SliCUS vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver becomes violently ill!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 556/1458 MP: 28/348 Str: 101 Agi: 84 Int: 72 Looking Sharp (1) Diseased (20) Off Guard (4) Shield (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 742/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 288/700 MP: 43/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 72 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 546/1458 MP: 100/348 Str: 101 Agi: 84 Int: 72 Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 742/1250 MP: 229/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 288/700 MP: 43/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Spoonweaver with clubs.

Spoonweaver takes 60 damage! Spoonweaver doesn't look so good!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 486/1458 MP: 100/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 72 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 742/1250 MP: 133/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 288/700 MP: 58/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into Spoonweaver and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 30 damage! Bugsy starts sapping Spoonweaver's MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 456/1458 MP: 114/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 72 Roughed Up (4) Sapped (4) Diseased (19) Off Guard (3) Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 742/1250 MP: 133/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 288/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 60 damage!

Bugsy takes 81 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 403/1458 MP: 28/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 72 Roughed Up (3) Sapped (3) Diseased (18) Off Guard (2) Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 682/1250 MP: 161/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 207/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 102 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 301/1458 MP: 28/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 72 Roughed Up (3) Sapped (3) Diseased (18) Off Guard (2) Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 682/1250 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 207/700 MP: 53/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 301/1458 MP: 38/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 54 Roughed Up (3) Sapped (3) Stupefied (6) Diseased (18) Off Guard (2) Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 682/1250 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 207/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Bugsy and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 56 damage! Bugsy feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 248/1458 MP: 0/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 54 Roughed Up (2) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5) Diseased (17) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 682/1250 MP: 137/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 151/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimesworth is up.
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 110 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 138/1458 MP: 10/348 Str: 80 Agi: 84 Int: 54 Roughed Up (2) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5) Diseased (17) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimesworth	Status HP: 682/1250 MP: 85/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 151/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Bugsy! But Spoonweaver stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 115 damage! Spoonweaver is unable to defend the blow! Spoonweaver cries out in defeat!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 682/1250 MP: 85/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 36/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver faints! Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 139 Slimebucks!