Battle #1026 (F): JamPai, SliGOL vs Twi

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Twinconclusive and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 73 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 68/1092 MP: 20/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 6 Shield (1) Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 155/1566 MP: 86/343 Str: 150 Agi: 46 Int: 110 Paralyzed (4)
Power Belt

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 22 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 46/1092 MP: 25/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 6 Shield (1) Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 155/1566 MP: 20/343 Str: 150 Agi: 46 Int: 110 Paralyzed (3)
Power Belt

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige punches Twinconclusive in the face!

Twinconclusive takes 41 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 46/1092 MP: 15/547 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 6 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 114/1566 MP: 42/343 Str: 150 Agi: 46 Int: 110 Paralyzed (3)
Power Belt

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, James Paige.

James Paige takes 72 damage! Twinconclusive recovers some HP. James Paige faints!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 154/1566 MP: 8/343 Str: 150 Agi: 46 Int: 110 Paralyzed (2)
Power Belt

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 162 Slimebucks!