Battle #1025 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, SliCUS vs SirGoo

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 153 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 235/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (8) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 139/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2033/2290 MP: 209/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Stupefied (3) Slime Loss (1) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 158 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 270/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (8) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1875/2290 MP: 209/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 143 Stupefied (3) Slime Loss (1) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 152 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 206/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (7) Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1723/2290 MP: 209/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 143 Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (6) Slime Loss (1) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 47 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 241/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (7) Power Aura (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1676/2290 MP: 209/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (6) Slime Loss (1) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 173 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 125/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1503/2290 MP: 235/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (3) Paralyzed (6) Slime Loss (8) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 114 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 125/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1453/2290 MP: 200/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (5) Slime Loss (7) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 156/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1453/2290 MP: 200/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 99 Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (5) Slime Loss (7) Shrunk (4) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 346 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 24/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1107/2290 MP: 219/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 99 Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (5) Slime Loss (7) Shrunk (4) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 76 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 24/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 203/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1057/2290 MP: 172/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 99 Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 36 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 55/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 203/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1021/2290 MP: 172/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 211/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 203/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1021/2290 MP: 189/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 71 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 211/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 971/2290 MP: 142/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 118 Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 40 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 242/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 931/2290 MP: 142/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 108 Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 254 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 110/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 677/2290 MP: 163/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 108 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimebot TRICKSTER into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 187 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 141/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 627/2290 MP: 116/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 108 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (4) Shrunk (1) Diseased (22)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!