Battle #1025 (F): JamPai, SliTRI, SliCUS vs SirGoo

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #1025: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot CUSTOM vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 50/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 69 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 50/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 331/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 36 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 71/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 331/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2214/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER. A glow surrounds Slimebot CUSTOM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 38/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 126 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 331/440 MP: 65/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2214/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 38/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 126 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 299/440 MP: 38/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2214/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 63/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 126 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 299/440 MP: 38/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2214/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 47/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (10) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 299/440 MP: 38/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2214/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot CUSTOM!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 154 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 47/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (10) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 145/440 MP: 52/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (3) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 47/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (10) Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 113/440 MP: 26/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (2) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 82/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (10) Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 113/440 MP: 26/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (2) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2204/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (6) Off Guard (3) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Sir Goowain. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain takes 21 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 24/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (9) Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 113/440 MP: 26/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Slime Loss (2) Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2183/2290 MP: 73/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (6) Off Guard (3) Slime Loss (4) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot CUSTOM in the forehead!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 119 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM is vanquished!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 24/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (9) Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2133/2290 MP: 26/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Slime Loss (3) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 95 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 59/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (9) Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2133/2290 MP: 26/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Slime Loss (3) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 176 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 235/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (8) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2133/2290 MP: 56/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (2) Slime Loss (3) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 107 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 235/547 Str: 160 Agi: 130 Int: 176 Meditation (8) Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 393/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2083/2290 MP: 51/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (1) Slime Loss (2) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!