Battle #1024 (F): JamPai vs Slu

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1024: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1092/1092 MP: 50/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Show us a clean fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 243 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 849/1092 MP: 71/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 188 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 849/1092 MP: 28/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 849/1092 MP: 12/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 849/1092 MP: 43/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 849/1092 MP: 13/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 139/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 189 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 660/1092 MP: 44/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 73/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 660/1092 MP: 200/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 88/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 170 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 490/1092 MP: 231/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 712/900 MP: 22/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Sludgehammer! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 248 damage! Sludgehammer bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 490/1092 MP: 115/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 464/940 MP: 37/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 490/1092 MP: 146/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 424/940 MP: 112/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 441 damage! Sludgehammer drops its guard! That's it for Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 490/1092 MP: 14/547 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 156 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 160 Slimebucks!