Battle #1019 (F): Spo, SliGOL vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1019: Spoonweaver, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 50/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First attacker is Sludgehammer. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 257 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 62/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 79 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 35/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 821/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 47/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Looking Sharp (5)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 821/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 62 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 114/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Looking Sharp (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 821/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 114/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Looking Sharp (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 821/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Spoonweaver is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 126/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Mirror Sheen (6) Looking Sharp (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 821/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 128 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 138 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 152 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 152 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 155 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 164 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1408/1408 MP: 49/348 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 243/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver's team wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 175 Slimebucks!
Slimebot GOLEM wins 121 Slimebucks!