Battle #1016 (F): Unc vs Slu

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1016: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1157/1157 MP: 50/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Sludgehammer. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon. FUMBLE!

Uncommon takes 60 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1097/1157 MP: 78/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 142 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1097/1157 MP: 42/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 758/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Uncommon fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1097/1157 MP: 12/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 758/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1097/1157 MP: 40/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 758/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 140 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1097/1157 MP: 180/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 758/900 MP: 109/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 126 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 971/1157 MP: 208/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 758/900 MP: 43/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sludgehammer into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 352 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 971/1157 MP: 104/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 406/900 MP: 58/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 971/1157 MP: 132/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 406/900 MP: 133/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sludgehammer into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 317 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 971/1157 MP: 28/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 89/900 MP: 148/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 150 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 821/1157 MP: 56/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 89/900 MP: 82/333 Str: 200 Agi: 77 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!

Uncommon splits into four and slams into Sludgehammer from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 238 damage! Sludgehammer faints!

Uncommon	Status HP: 821/1157 MP: 6/285 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 158 Slimebucks!