Battle #1011 (F): Spo, SliTRI vs Slu

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #1011: Spoonweaver, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 50/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Show us a clean fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 290 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 50/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 62/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 221 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 35/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sludgehammer an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sludgehammer's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 47/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (4) Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 62 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 114/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 15/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (4) Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Sludgehammer is up.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 56 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 114/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 71/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (5) Shrunk (3) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sludgehammer from both directions. Sludgehammer drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 126/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 679/900 MP: 71/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (5) Off Guard (6) Shrunk (3) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sludgehammer in the forehead!

Sludgehammer takes 192 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 79/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 210/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 487/900 MP: 82/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (5) Off Guard (6) Shrunk (3) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 169 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 79/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 487/900 MP: 16/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (5) Shrunk (2) Stupefied (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 91/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 487/900 MP: 16/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (5) Shrunk (2) Stupefied (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 88 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 95 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 110 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 104 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 81 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 14/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 9/900 MP: 27/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (5) Shrunk (2) Stupefied (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 96 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 26/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 9/900 MP: 2/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 56 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver bounds forward and tackles Sludgehammer!

Sludgehammer takes 36 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1294/1294 MP: 26/345 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Spoonweaver's team wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 180 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 121 Slimebucks!