Battle #1007 (F): Joustalot

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 153 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 119/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1766/2250 MP: 197/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Off Guard (1) Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 194 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 3/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1572/2290 MP: 227/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Off Guard (1) Shrunk (1) Slime Loss (7) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 90 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 990/1080 MP: 31/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1532/2290 MP: 180/500 Str: 154 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Slime Loss (6) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 990/1080 MP: 1/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1532/2290 MP: 210/500 Str: 115 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Slime Loss (6) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 77 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 913/1080 MP: 1/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1492/2290 MP: 193/500 Str: 115 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Slime Loss (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 853/1120 MP: 29/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1452/2290 MP: 140/500 Str: 115 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 141 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 813/1120 MP: 170/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1452/2290 MP: 170/500 Str: 115 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Slime Loss (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 103 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 710/1120 MP: 198/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1412/2290 MP: 135/500 Str: 115 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (1) Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 111 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 670/1120 MP: 162/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1301/2290 MP: 135/500 Str: 115 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (1) Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 325 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 630/1120 MP: 30/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 976/2290 MP: 165/500 Str: 115 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (1) Slime Loss (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 87 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 543/1120 MP: 58/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 936/2290 MP: 118/500 Str: 153 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (5) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 141 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 503/1080 MP: 199/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 936/2290 MP: 158/500 Str: 153 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (5) Slime Loss (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 242 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 261/1080 MP: 227/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Meditation (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 846/2290 MP: 123/500 Str: 153 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 315 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 261/1080 MP: 95/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 91
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 531/2290 MP: 163/500 Str: 153 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 129 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 132/1080 MP: 113/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 91
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 491/2250 MP: 128/500 Str: 153 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige advances!
Battle!