Battle #1007 (F): Joustalot

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1007: James Paige, (+[]::)<GBA, 8bit vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 50/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 51/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 231/231 MP: 50/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of 8bit.

8bit takes 50 damage! 8bit bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 70/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 51/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 181/271 MP: 50/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 6/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 57/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 181/271 MP: 50/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA is ready to fight!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 26 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 6/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 42/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 181/271 MP: 56/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2124/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

8bit steps forward.
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 10 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 26/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 42/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 141/271 MP: 51/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (3)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2114/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 10/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 42/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 141/271 MP: 51/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (3)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2114/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into 8bit!

8bit takes 140 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 10/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 51/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 1/271 MP: 51/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (3)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2064/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA prepares to attack!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 29 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 10/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 36/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

8bit	Status HP: 1/271 MP: 57/66 Str: 32 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (3)
Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2035/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is 8bit.
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 11 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 40/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 36/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2024/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

8bit is vanquished! James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 10/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 466/466 MP: 36/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2024/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds (+[]::)<GBA into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 278 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 10/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 188/466 MP: 45/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2024/2250 MP: 26/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for (+[]::)<GBA.
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 25 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 40/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 188/466 MP: 30/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1999/2250 MP: 26/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 151 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 191/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 188/466 MP: 30/57 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1999/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds (+[]::)<GBA into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 275 damage! (+[]::)<GBA loses a few brain cells! (+[]::)<GBA faints!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 221/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1999/2250 MP: 9/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 233 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1080/1080 MP: 89/541 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1766/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Off Guard (2) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!