Battle #1002 (F): H-Hey, don't kill me too fast!

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1002: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 50/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 90 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is first to attack. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer leaps high into the air and lands on Twinconclusive!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive shakes off the attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 68/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 90 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 65/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 60/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (10) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 85/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer leaps high into the air and lands on Twinconclusive!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive simply laughs at the attempt!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 88/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (10) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 80/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 140 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 228/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (9) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 100/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer bounds forward and tackles Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive simply laughs at the attempt!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 256/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (9) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 95/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive extends a pseudopod and taps Sludgehammer from behind. Sludgehammer drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 228/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 115/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 336 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1221/1557 MP: 256/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (8)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 49/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 101 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1221/1557 MP: 237/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (7)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 69/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 877 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 344/1557 MP: 265/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (7) Off Guard (2)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 3/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 95 damage! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 344/1557 MP: 246/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (6) Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 704/900 MP: 23/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3) Off Guard (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 344/1557 MP: 274/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (6) Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 689/900 MP: 123/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2) Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sludgehammer. FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer simply laughs at the attempt!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 344/1557 MP: 255/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (5)
Vengeance Sword Angel Bracer

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 689/900 MP: 143/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2) Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 782 damage! Twinconclusive is defeated!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 674/900 MP: 77/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 107 Slimebucks!