Battle #1000 (F): For the goo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1000: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1557/1557 MP: 50/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 90
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Come out fighting!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 177 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1380/1597 MP: 68/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 90 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1340/1597 MP: 56/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 376 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 964/1597 MP: 84/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 140 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 924/1597 MP: 224/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 133 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 791/1597 MP: 252/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 102 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 751/1597 MP: 232/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (8) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 711/1597 MP: 214/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 140 Meditation (7) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 124 Agi: 57 Int: 307 Int Focus (5) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 98 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 613/1597 MP: 240/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (7) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 124 Agi: 57 Int: 307 Int Focus (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 573/1597 MP: 222/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (6) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 112/500 Str: 186 Agi: 45 Int: 245 Int Focus (4) Paralyzed (5) Str Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 102 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 471/1597 MP: 248/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (6) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 186 Agi: 45 Int: 245 Int Focus (3) Paralyzed (4) Str Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 431/1597 MP: 218/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 101/500 Str: 139 Agi: 33 Int: 183 Int Focus (3) Paralyzed (4) Str Focus (4) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 86 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 345/1597 MP: 244/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 54/500 Str: 139 Agi: 33 Int: 183 Int Focus (2) Paralyzed (3) Str Focus (3) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 305/1557 MP: 235/338 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 88/500 Str: 139 Agi: 23 Int: 173 Int Focus (2) Paralyzed (3) Str Focus (3) Shrunk (3) Entranced (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 305/1557 MP: 261/338 Str: 125 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (4) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 139 Agi: 23 Int: 173 Int Focus (1) Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (2) Shrunk (2) Entranced (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!