Battle #991 (F): JamPai vs Sur

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #991: James Paige vs Surlaw!

James Paige	Status HP: 1072/1072 MP: 50/537 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 72/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Surlaw. Come out fighting!

Surlaw rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 70 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1002/1072 MP: 70/537 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 101 Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 40/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1002/1072 MP: 58/537 Str: 140 Agi: 44 Int: 151 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 63/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Surlaw! Go!
Battle!

Surlaw fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1002/1072 MP: 80/537 Str: 105 Agi: 33 Int: 113 Paralyzed (2) Meditation (10) Shrunk (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 33/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 113 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1002/1072 MP: 193/537 Str: 105 Agi: 33 Int: 113 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (9) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 56/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

What will Surlaw do next?
Battle!

Surlaw shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 125 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 877/1072 MP: 213/537 Str: 105 Agi: 33 Int: 103 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (9) Shrunk (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 4/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 877/1072 MP: 208/537 Str: 140 Agi: 109 Int: 137 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 27/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Surlaw!
Battle!

Surlaw is gathering energy. Surlaw gains 116 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 877/1072 MP: 235/537 Str: 140 Agi: 109 Int: 137 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1091/1091 MP: 143/329 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Surlaw and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 130 damage! Surlaw feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 877/1072 MP: 214/537 Str: 140 Agi: 109 Int: 137 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 961/1091 MP: 143/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Surlaw! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 174 damage! Surlaw bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 877/1072 MP: 113/537 Str: 140 Agi: 109 Int: 137 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 787/1131 MP: 166/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Slime Loss (7) Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Surlaw is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Surlaw rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 58 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 819/1072 MP: 140/537 Str: 140 Agi: 109 Int: 137 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 747/1131 MP: 134/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Slime Loss (6) Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 56 damage!

Surlaw takes 78 damage!

Surlaw takes 81 damage!

Surlaw takes 78 damage!

Surlaw takes 78 damage!

Surlaw takes 71 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 819/1072 MP: 17/537 Str: 140 Agi: 109 Int: 137 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 305/1131 MP: 157/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Slime Loss (6) Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Watch out! Surlaw is up.
Battle!

Surlaw rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 52 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 767/1072 MP: 17/537 Str: 140 Agi: 43 Int: 137 Meditation (6) Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 265/1131 MP: 148/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Slime Loss (5) Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

It's time for Surlaw.
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 141 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 626/1072 MP: 44/537 Str: 140 Agi: 43 Int: 137 Meditation (6) Paralyzed (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 225/1131 MP: 82/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Slime Loss (4) Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 137 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 626/1072 MP: 181/537 Str: 140 Agi: 43 Int: 137 Meditation (5) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 225/1131 MP: 105/329 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Slime Loss (4) Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Surlaw is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!