Battle #996 (F): JamPai, SliTRI vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy plants a lightning rod into James Paige and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 223 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 18/1070 MP: 0/536 Str: 108 Agi: 44 Int: 141 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6) Diseased (24) Meditation (6) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 364/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 811/1290 MP: 3/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (1) Paralyzed (1) Shield (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 8/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER purges slimeself's effects. Slimebot TRICKSTER's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 18/1070 MP: 28/536 Str: 108 Agi: 44 Int: 141 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (6) Diseased (24) Meditation (6) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 354/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 811/1290 MP: 3/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (1) Paralyzed (1) Shield (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 8/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige punches Slimesworth in the face!

Slimesworth takes 23 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 354/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 788/1290 MP: 24/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (1) Paralyzed (1) Shield (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 8/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige cries out in defeat! Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 105 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 354/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 748/1290 MP: 129/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 22/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 74 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 354/500 MP: 75/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 748/1290 MP: 129/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 96/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Slimesworth an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Slimesworth's mind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 344/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (17)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 748/1290 MP: 144/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 78 Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2) Stupefied (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 96/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth laughs as it flings bricks!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 35 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 50 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 37 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 49 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 38 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 135/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (17)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 708/1290 MP: 62/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 78 Slime Loss (4) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 110/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 87 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels all tingly!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 48/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 45 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Diseased (17) Paralyzed (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 708/1290 MP: 77/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 78 Slime Loss (4) Shrunk (1) Stupefied (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 78/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth splits into four and slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 127 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER submits!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 668/1290 MP: 52/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 104 Slime Loss (3) Stupefied (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 78/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 161 Slimebucks!