Battle #996 (F): JamPai, SliTRI vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 103 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 771/1070 MP: 211/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (27) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (4) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (4) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 771/1070 MP: 241/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (27) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (4) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (4) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 105 damage!

Mugsy takes 173 damage!

Bugsy takes 134 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1070 MP: 186/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (26) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (4) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 327/500 MP: 25/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 566/700 MP: 91/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (4) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1070 MP: 186/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (26) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (4) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 327/500 MP: 40/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 566/700 MP: 64/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (3) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1070 MP: 186/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (26) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (4) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 327/500 MP: 14/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 566/700 MP: 64/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 189 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 540/1070 MP: 186/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Diseased (26) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (3) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 327/500 MP: 14/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 566/700 MP: 64/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Mugsy over the head with the idiot stick. (Mugsy had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Mugsy takes 130 damage! Mugsy loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 540/1070 MP: 214/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Diseased (26) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (3) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 197/500 MP: 14/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Stupefied (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 566/700 MP: 64/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 103 damage!

Mugsy takes 171 damage!

Bugsy takes 126 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 498/1070 MP: 159/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Diseased (25) Meditation (7) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (3) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 26/500 MP: 14/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Stupefied (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 440/700 MP: 75/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (5) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 498/1070 MP: 159/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Meditation (7) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (3) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 26/500 MP: 27/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Stupefied (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 440/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Bugsy. Bugsy is healed! That's it for Mugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 498/1070 MP: 159/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Meditation (7) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (3) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy faints! Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 147 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 351/1070 MP: 159/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Meditation (7) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 80/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (19)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2) Paralyzed (2) Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 351/1070 MP: 187/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (4) Diseased (25) Meditation (7) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Looking Sharp (2) Paralyzed (2) Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Slimesworth! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 99 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 309/1070 MP: 0/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (3) Diseased (24) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Diseased (18)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 851/1290 MP: 78/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Slime Loss (7) Shrunk (4) Looking Sharp (2) Paralyzed (2) Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 58/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy plants a lightning rod into Slimebot TRICKSTER and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 116 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 309/1070 MP: 0/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (3) Diseased (24) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 364/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 851/1290 MP: 99/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Slime Loss (7) Shrunk (4) Looking Sharp (2) Paralyzed (2) Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 26/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Shield (1) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 68 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 241/1070 MP: 0/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 141 Off Guard (3) Diseased (24) Meditation (6) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 364/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 45 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 811/1290 MP: 3/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (1) Paralyzed (1) Shield (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 565/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 80 Agi: 124 Int: 74 Shield (1) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Bugsy for the next attack!
Battle!