Battle #996 (F): JamPai, SliTRI vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #996: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth?

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1070 MP: 50/536 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is first to attack. Slime will spill! Go!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1070 MP: 50/536 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Bugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Bugsy spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1070 MP: 50/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Mugsy an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Mugsy's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1070/1070 MP: 70/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (6) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Slimesworth and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 92 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1060/1070 MP: 22/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (6) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1060/1070 MP: 22/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (5) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 53/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 72 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 988/1070 MP: 22/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (5) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Bugsy. Bugsy looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 988/1070 MP: 42/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 101 Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (5) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (5) Shrunk (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 978/1070 MP: 30/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (28) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (5) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (5) Shrunk (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 978/1070 MP: 30/536 Str: 135 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (28) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (5) Shrunk (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 62 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 916/1070 MP: 30/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (28) Meditation (10) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (5) Shrunk (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Bugsy from behind. Bugsy drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 916/1070 MP: 60/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (28) Meditation (10) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (5) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 151 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 874/1070 MP: 211/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (27) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 24/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (5) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 56 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 874/1070 MP: 211/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (27) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 51/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (4) Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (4) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 874/1070 MP: 211/536 Str: 108 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Diseased (27) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1158/1250 MP: 178/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5) Paralyzed (5) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Stupefied (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 60 Agi: 93 Int: 56 Shield (4) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimesworth.
Battle!