Battle #985 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #985: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1544/1544 MP: 50/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 80
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Have at it!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 63 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1481/1584 MP: 66/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 80 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1441/1584 MP: 54/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 292 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1149/1584 MP: 80/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 130 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1109/1584 MP: 210/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 292 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 817/1584 MP: 236/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 121 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 777/1584 MP: 214/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 737/1544 MP: 196/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 124 Agi: 57 Int: 307 Int Focus (5) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 117 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 620/1544 MP: 222/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 124 Agi: 57 Int: 307 Int Focus (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 620/1544 MP: 192/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 93 Agi: 42 Int: 230 Int Focus (4) Paralyzed (5) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 63 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 557/1544 MP: 218/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 93 Agi: 42 Int: 230 Int Focus (3) Paralyzed (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 557/1544 MP: 200/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 139 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Str Focus (5) Int Focus (3) Paralyzed (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 109 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 448/1544 MP: 226/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 139 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Str Focus (4) Int Focus (2) Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 448/1544 MP: 217/332 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 139 Agi: 23 Int: 174 Str Focus (4) Int Focus (2) Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (2) Entranced (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 448/1544 MP: 243/332 Str: 125 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Meditation (4) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2029/2250 MP: 75/500 Str: 139 Agi: 23 Int: 174 Str Focus (3) Int Focus (1) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (1) Entranced (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!