Battle #982 (F): (+[, JamPai vs Slu

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #982: (+[]::)<GBA, James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 459/459 MP: 51/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 50/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into (+[]::)<GBA.

(+[]::)<GBA takes 277 damage!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 51/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 70/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 174 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 54/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 22/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 726/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for (+[]::)<GBA.
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sludgehammer! FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer brushes off the attack and laughs!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 39/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 42/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 726/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 101 MP!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 39/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 143/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 726/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 48/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 143/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 726/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA is just getting started!
Battle!

(+[]::)<GBA busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Sludgehammer! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 76 damage!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 33/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 163/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 650/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 349 damage! Sludgehammer drops its guard!

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 182/459 MP: 33/54 Str: 35 Agi: 40 Int: 45
Three-Leafed Clover Knight's Helm

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 64/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 301/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks (+[]::)<GBA in the forehead!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 202 damage! (+[]::)<GBA loses a few brain cells! That's it for (+[]::)<GBA!

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 84/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 301/900 MP: 92/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 101 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1052/1052 MP: 185/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 301/900 MP: 112/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 214 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 838/1052 MP: 205/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 301/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 94 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 82 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 96 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 105 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 838/1052 MP: 82/525 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige's team wins the battle!
(+[]::)<GBA wins 149 Slimebucks!
James Paige wins 81 Slimebucks!