Battle #981 (F): JamPai, SliTRI vs SirGoo

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #981: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 50/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 64 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 50/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 436/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 70/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 396/540 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 101 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 22/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 396/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2149/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 42/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 101
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/540 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2149/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 30/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/540 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2149/2250 MP: 59/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 80 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 30/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 276/540 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2149/2250 MP: 12/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 60/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 236/540 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2149/2250 MP: 12/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 328 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 12/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 236/540 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 34/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (5) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 114 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 12/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 236/540 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 153/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 42/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 196/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 153/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 151 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 193/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 196/500 MP: 90/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 175/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimebot TRICKSTER into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 180 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 193/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 16/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1821/2250 MP: 128/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 160 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 223/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 16/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1661/2250 MP: 128/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 104 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 247 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1049/1049 MP: 175/524 Str: 140 Agi: 110 Int: 151 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 16/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1414/2250 MP: 148/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 104 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!