Battle #976 (F): Roc&Rol, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #976: Rock & Roll Sentai, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 50/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. Let it begin!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 62 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 78/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Rock & Roll Sentai.
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 106 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 30/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 438/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 58/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/540 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2144/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Rock & Roll Sentai.
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 131 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 10/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/540 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2013/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (12)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 132 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 10/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 358/540 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (12)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 130 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 38/256 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 228/540 MP: 12/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (11)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Rock & Roll Sentai. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 5/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 228/540 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (11)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 95 MP!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 5/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 188/540 MP: 126/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (11)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 113 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 37/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 75/540 MP: 126/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Rock & Roll Sentai!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai is gathering energy. Rock & Roll Sentai gains 160 MP!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 197/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 75/540 MP: 145/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 197/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 35/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (10) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 63 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 229/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1881/2250 MP: 59/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (9) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 309 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1105/1105 MP: 130/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1572/2250 MP: 89/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (9) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Rock & Roll Sentai in the forehead!

Rock & Roll Sentai takes 93 damage! Rock & Roll Sentai loses a few brain cells!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1012/1105 MP: 160/256 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 150 Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1572/2250 MP: 42/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (8) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Rock & Roll Sentai!
Battle!