Battle #974 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #974: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1542/1542 MP: 50/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 85
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. And... go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 68 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1474/1582 MP: 67/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 85 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1434/1582 MP: 55/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 135 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 157 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1277/1582 MP: 82/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 135 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 135 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1237/1582 MP: 217/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 135 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 166 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1071/1582 MP: 244/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 135 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 109 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1031/1582 MP: 223/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 135 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 991/1542 MP: 205/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 135 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 124 Agi: 57 Int: 307 Paralyzed (6) Int Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 99 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 892/1542 MP: 230/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 124 Agi: 57 Int: 307 Paralyzed (5) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 892/1542 MP: 200/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 93 Agi: 42 Int: 230 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (5) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 62 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 830/1542 MP: 225/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 93 Agi: 42 Int: 230 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4) Int Focus (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 830/1542 MP: 207/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 139 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (4) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 78 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 752/1542 MP: 230/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 115 Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 63/500 Str: 139 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (3) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 752/1542 MP: 221/331 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 115 Meditation (4)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 139 Agi: 23 Int: 174 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (3) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (4) Entranced (10)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 752/1542 MP: 244/331 Str: 130 Agi: 100 Int: 115 Meditation (4) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2141/2250 MP: 75/500 Str: 139 Agi: 23 Int: 174 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (2) Int Focus (1) Str Focus (3) Entranced (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!