Battle #972 (F): Knight's Assassin

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #972: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1041/1041 MP: 50/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 70 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 971/1081 MP: 68/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 931/1081 MP: 38/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 891/1081 MP: 26/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 118 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 773/1081 MP: 54/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 141 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 733/1081 MP: 195/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 335 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 398/1081 MP: 223/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2100/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 199 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 358/1041 MP: 175/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1901/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 119 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 239/1041 MP: 203/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1901/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 247 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 239/1041 MP: 155/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1654/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 134 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 105/1041 MP: 183/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1654/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 246 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 105/1041 MP: 84/519 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1408/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 123 damage! That's it for James Paige!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1408/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 96 Slimebucks!