Battle #959 (F): Twi, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #959: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 50/329 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 80 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot GOLEM! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 200 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 66/329 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 80 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (7)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 18/329 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 80 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (7)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 18/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 260/540 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (6) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 147 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 38/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 113/540 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (6) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 26/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 113/540 MP: 51/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (6) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 26/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 73/540 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (5) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 137 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot GOLEM has been defeated!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 56/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain looks completely unaffected!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1289/1289 MP: 8/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Power Aura (3) Meditation (9) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 51 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1238/1329 MP: 38/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (3) Meditation (9) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive gains 150 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1198/1329 MP: 188/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (2) Meditation (8) Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 124 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1074/1329 MP: 218/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (2) Meditation (8) Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 97 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1034/1329 MP: 200/329 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 150 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (1) Meditation (7) Shield (3)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2053/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive develops fangs and takes a large bite out of Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 139 damage! Twinconclusive recovers some HP.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1074/1329 MP: 149/329 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6) Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1914/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 234 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 840/1329 MP: 175/329 Str: 130 Agi: 95 Int: 130 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6) Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Angel Bracer

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1864/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!