Battle #931 (F): Jac, SliTRI vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #931: Jack, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 50/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is first to attack. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 251 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 50/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sludgehammer and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 34 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sludgehammer's MP!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 57/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 866/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Jack is ready to fight!
Battle!

Jack viciously canes Sludgehammer with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 56 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 31/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 810/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (4) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 31/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 810/900 MP: 112/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (3) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sludgehammer over the head with the idiot stick. (Sludgehammer had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 160 damage!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 38/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 650/900 MP: 112/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (3) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Jack is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Jack whacks Sludgehammer with a candy cane.

Sludgehammer takes 36 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 12/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 249/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 614/900 MP: 132/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (5) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 208 damage!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 12/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 614/900 MP: 54/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (4) Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sludgehammer! Sludgehammer becomes violently ill!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 19/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 614/900 MP: 54/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (4) Sapped (2) Diseased (30)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Jack! Go!
Battle!

Jack is gathering energy. Jack gains 39 MP!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 58/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 614/900 MP: 74/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (4) Sapped (2) Diseased (30)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 74 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER is vanquished!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 65/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 604/900 MP: 37/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (3) Sapped (1) Diseased (29)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Jack.
Battle!

Jack viciously canes Sludgehammer with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 56 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Sludgehammer's head!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 39/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 548/900 MP: 57/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (7) Sapped (1) Diseased (29)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 46/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 538/900 MP: 145/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (6) Diseased (28)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Jack draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Jack shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sludgehammer!

Sludgehammer takes 33 damage!

Jack	Status HP: 687/687 MP: 31/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 505/900 MP: 165/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (6) Diseased (28)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Jack.

Jack takes 144 damage!

Jack	Status HP: 543/687 MP: 38/96 Str: 39 Agi: 37 Int: 39
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 495/900 MP: 99/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Goodwill (5) Diseased (27)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Jack.
Battle!