Battle #901 (F): I'll stop trying to coup you, 'k?

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #901: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1419/1419 MP: 50/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 75
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 195 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1224/1459 MP: 65/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1184/1459 MP: 33/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2195/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 166 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1018/1459 MP: 48/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2145/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 58 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 978/1459 MP: 31/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2087/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive closes its eyes and starts chanting. Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 938/1459 MP: 23/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2087/2250 MP: 84/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 139 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 799/1459 MP: 48/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2037/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 125 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 759/1459 MP: 173/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (9)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2037/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 254 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 505/1459 MP: 198/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (9)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1987/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 59 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 465/1459 MP: 166/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (8)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1928/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 132 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 333/1459 MP: 166/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (8)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1928/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 288 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 45/1459 MP: 191/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (8)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 99 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 5/1459 MP: 184/329 Str: 135 Agi: 100 Int: 125 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (7)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1779/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 38 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 41 damage!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1649/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive surrenders! Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 100 Slimebucks!