Battle #892 (F): Spo, SliTRI vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #892: Spoonweaver, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 50/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer gets the jump. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Slimebot TRICKSTER with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 443 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 50/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sludgehammer.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 62/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 62 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 129/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 57/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Off Guard (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 95 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER limps off the battlefield!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 141/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 9/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 161 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 126/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 739/900 MP: 9/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Sludgehammer takes 76 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 88 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 86 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 70 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 66 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 49/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 353/900 MP: 29/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 61/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 353/900 MP: 129/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 62 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1146/1146 MP: 128/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 353/900 MP: 149/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 275 damage! Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 871/1146 MP: 140/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 353/900 MP: 83/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks! FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer takes 20 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 20 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 20 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 871/1146 MP: 63/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 293/900 MP: 103/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Spoonweaver. FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver takes 85 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 786/1146 MP: 75/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 293/900 MP: 37/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sludgehammer in the forehead!

Sludgehammer takes 216 damage! Sludgehammer loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 786/1146 MP: 28/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 77/900 MP: 55/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 90 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 90 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 786/1146 MP: 40/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 77/900 MP: 145/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 90 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards Sludgehammer!

Sludgehammer takes 162 damage! That's it for Sludgehammer!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 786/1146 MP: 8/335 Str: 111 Agi: 87 Int: 62
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Spoonweaver's team wins the battle!
Spoonweaver wins 187 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 121 Slimebucks!