Battle #878 (F): Roc&Rol, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #878: Rock & Roll Sentai, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 50/252 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 60 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 78/252 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 440/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Rock & Roll Sentai!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 51/252 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 440/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2193/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 79/252 Str: 135 Agi: 125 Int: 140
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/540 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2193/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Rock & Roll Sentai. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 51/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/540 MP: 47/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2193/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 34 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 51/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 360/540 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2159/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 119 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 83/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (5)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 241/540 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2159/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai advances!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 167 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 22/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 241/540 MP: 46/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1992/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 22/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 201/540 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1992/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 29 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 54/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 172/540 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1992/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Rock & Roll Sentai draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sir Goowain in the forehead!

Sir Goowain takes 181 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 7/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 172/540 MP: 37/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1811/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 7/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 7/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1811/2250 MP: 49/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 114 Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 114 MP!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 39/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 7/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1811/2250 MP: 168/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 114 Stupefied (3) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Rock & Roll Sentai respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Rock & Roll Sentai rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 100 damage!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 12/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1711/2250 MP: 168/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 114 Stupefied (3) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 95 MP!

Rock & Roll Sentai	Status HP: 1098/1098 MP: 12/252 Str: 155 Agi: 145 Int: 160 Power Aura (2)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 132/500 MP: 121/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1711/2250 MP: 190/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 114 Stupefied (3) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!