Battle #859 (F): James vs 8bit's Bot Army

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #859: James Paige vs Slimebot GOLEM, 8bit, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot CUSTOM!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 64/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 50/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige will strike first. Have at it!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Slimebot TRICKSTER and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 144 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 32/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 50/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot CUSTOM's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 32/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 50/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot CUSTOM!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige takes 17 damage! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 1022/1039 MP: 32/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Slow Leak (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 50/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 48 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER purges slimeself's effects. Slimebot TRICKSTER's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1022/1039 MP: 32/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Slow Leak (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 52/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit is our next attacker!
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

8bit grimaces. The attack did nothing!

James Paige	Status HP: 1022/1039 MP: 32/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91 Slow Leak (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 75/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1022/1039 MP: 45/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (6) Slow Leak (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 1007/1039 MP: 12/518 Str: 160 Agi: 125 Int: 88 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 43/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. 8bit is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1007/1039 MP: 12/518 Str: 160 Agi: 125 Int: 88 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (6)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 53/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimebot CUSTOM!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1007/1039 MP: 12/518 Str: 155 Agi: 125 Int: 88 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (2) Diseased (20)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 52/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (6)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 26/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit is our next attacker!
Battle!

8bit bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 1007/1039 MP: 29/518 Str: 155 Agi: 125 Int: 88 Power Aura (5) Stupefied (5) Slow Leak (2) Diseased (20)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (5)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 26/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 982/1039 MP: 21/518 Str: 155 Agi: 125 Int: 138 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (1) Meditation (10) Diseased (19)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (5)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 26/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 34 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 948/1039 MP: 21/518 Str: 155 Agi: 125 Int: 138 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (1) Meditation (10) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (5)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 26/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto 8bit. 8bit is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 948/1039 MP: 21/518 Str: 155 Agi: 125 Int: 138 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (1) Meditation (10) Diseased (19) Sapped (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 47/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (6)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 36/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 948/1039 MP: 21/518 Str: 155 Agi: 125 Int: 138 Power Aura (4) Stupefied (4) Slow Leak (1) Meditation (10) Diseased (39) Sapped (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

8bit	Status HP: 103/103 MP: 52/52 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (6)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 9/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit prepares to attack!
Battle!