Battle #858 (F): James vs Surlaw vs Spoonweaver vs the Drizzle's Bot Army

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #858: James Paige vs Surlaw vs Spoonweaver vs the drizzle, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot CUSTOM, Slimebot GOLEM!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 72/294 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 50/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 506/506 MP: 50/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is Surlaw. Come out fighting!

Surlaw builds momentum and charges toward the drizzle at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

the drizzle takes 133 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 181 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 155 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 191 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 50/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 50/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 219/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 345/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Surlaw from behind. Surlaw drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 68/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1035/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 50/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 50/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 219/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 345/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 62 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 973/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 130 Int: 116 Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 63/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 50/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 219/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 345/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Surlaw and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 136 damage! Surlaw feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 36/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 50/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 219/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 345/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot CUSTOM. Slimebot CUSTOM is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 36/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 50/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 344/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 36/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 56/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle! Go!
Battle!

the drizzle shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 27 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 36/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 46/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 68 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 49/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 46/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 67 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 49/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 68 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 121/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 46/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 41/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 35/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 121/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 46/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot CUSTOM is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 41/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 58/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (6) Off Guard (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1288/1288 MP: 121/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 67
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 46/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (6) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw is ready to fight!
Battle!

Surlaw shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 95 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 41/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 6/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (5) Off Guard (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1193/1288 MP: 121/331 Str: 116 Agi: 92 Int: 57
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 46/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 352/400 MP: 44/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (6) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 41/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 837/1035 MP: 6/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (5) Off Guard (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1193/1288 MP: 121/331 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 57 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 52/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 360/400 MP: 17/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (5) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

the drizzle is our next attacker!
Battle!

the drizzle shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Surlaw!

Surlaw takes 31 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1012/1039 MP: 41/518 Str: 105 Agi: 78 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 806/1035 MP: 6/294 Str: 147 Agi: 52 Int: 116 Paralyzed (5) Off Guard (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1193/1288 MP: 121/331 Str: 111 Agi: 92 Int: 57 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

the drizzle	Status HP: 373/506 MP: 42/128 Str: 35 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 360/400 MP: 17/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Mirror Sheen (5) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 309/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!