Battle #849 (F): Rally Bot Team!

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #849: James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 57 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 343/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 68/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 343/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 35/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 343/440 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 35/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 311/440 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (4) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot CUSTOM!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 146 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 35/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 165/440 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (3) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 53/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 165/440 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 153 Off Guard (3) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 62 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 21/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 165/440 MP: 44/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2178/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 153 Off Guard (3) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 21/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 133/440 MP: 38/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 30/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2178/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (3) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (3) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 39/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 133/440 MP: 38/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2178/2250 MP: 43/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (3) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (3) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 31/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 133/440 MP: 38/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Slime Loss (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2178/2250 MP: 71/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (3) Diseased (19) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (3) Entranced (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot CUSTOM in the forehead!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 162 damage! That's it for Slimebot CUSTOM!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 31/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2168/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (2) Diseased (18) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 30 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 59/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2138/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (2) Diseased (18) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 76 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 1/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2062/2290 MP: 52/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (2) Slime Loss (4) Diseased (18) Stupefied (5) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimebot TRICKSTER into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 211 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 1/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 289/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2012/2290 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 143 Off Guard (1) Slime Loss (3) Diseased (17) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (1) Entranced (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!