Battle #839 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #839: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 101/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold goes first. Show us a clean fight!

Judge Slimehold passes sentence on James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 66 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 973/1039 MP: 68/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 11/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 77 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 973/1039 MP: 54/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 922/999 MP: 11/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (6)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 973/1039 MP: 46/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 922/999 MP: 62/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (6)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will Judge Slimehold do next?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 68 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 905/1079 MP: 74/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 922/999 MP: 14/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (5)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 33 damage! Judge Slimehold bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 865/1079 MP: 16/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 889/1039 MP: 65/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (5) Slime Loss (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 164 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 701/1079 MP: 44/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 849/1039 MP: 23/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 141 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1079 MP: 185/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 141 Meditation (8) Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 849/1039 MP: 74/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 151 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 510/1079 MP: 211/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (8) Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 809/1039 MP: 32/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 81 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 470/1079 MP: 145/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (7) Slime Loss (1)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 728/1039 MP: 83/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 144 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 326/1079 MP: 171/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (7) Slime Loss (1)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 688/1039 MP: 41/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 108 damage! Judge Slimehold drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 286/1039 MP: 105/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (6)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 580/1039 MP: 92/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 47 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 239/1079 MP: 131/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (6) Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 540/999 MP: 44/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 51 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 199/1079 MP: 99/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 489/999 MP: 95/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 174 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 25/1079 MP: 125/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 131 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 489/999 MP: 53/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!