Battle #818 (F): Twi, (+[, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #818: Twinconclusive, (+[]::)<GBA, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 205/205 MP: 50/53 Str: 30 Agi: 35 Int: 40
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Come out fighting!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds (+[]::)<GBA! CRITICAL HIT!

(+[]::)<GBA takes 148 damage! (+[]::)<GBA bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 64/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 57/245 MP: 50/53 Str: 30 Agi: 35 Int: 40 Slime Loss (7)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 56/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (10)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 57/245 MP: 50/53 Str: 30 Agi: 35 Int: 40 Slime Loss (7)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 56/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

(+[]::)<GBA	Status HP: 57/245 MP: 53/53 Str: 30 Agi: 35 Int: 40 Slime Loss (7)
Dope Bling

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive sucker-punches the idling (+[]::)<GBA!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 56/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

(+[]::)<GBA surrenders! Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 44 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 80/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (10) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 456/540 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 120 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 200/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (9) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 456/540 MP: 58/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Twinconclusive is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 200/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (9) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 416/540 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 349 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 224/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 120 Meditation (9) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 67/540 MP: 14/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on slimeself. Twinconclusive looks quicker!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 206/328 Str: 104 Agi: 210 Int: 96 Agi Focus (5) Meditation (8) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 67/540 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Twinconclusive's body!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 225/328 Str: 104 Agi: 210 Int: 96 Looking Sharp (5) Agi Focus (5) Meditation (8) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 27/540 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 31/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 93 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 68 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 94 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 143/328 Str: 104 Agi: 210 Int: 96 Looking Sharp (4) Agi Focus (4) Meditation (7) Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 27/540 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1800/2250 MP: 72/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 34 damage! Slimebot GOLEM submits!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 162/328 Str: 104 Agi: 210 Int: 96 Looking Sharp (4) Agi Focus (4) Meditation (7) Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1800/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 67 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 69 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 93 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 90 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 67 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 94 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 80/328 Str: 104 Agi: 210 Int: 96 Looking Sharp (3) Agi Focus (3) Meditation (6) Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1320/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 41 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1126/1207 MP: 99/328 Str: 104 Agi: 210 Int: 96 Looking Sharp (3) Slime Loss (4) Agi Focus (3) Meditation (6) Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1320/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!