Battle #833 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #833: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 57 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 64/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 443/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 144 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 32/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 443/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2106/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 32/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 403/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2106/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 46/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 528/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2106/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 528/540 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2106/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 225 Agi: 57 Int: 164 Paralyzed (6) Str Focus (5) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 488/540 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2106/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 168 Agi: 42 Int: 123 Paralyzed (6) Str Focus (5) Diseased (30) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 49/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 488/540 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2106/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 168 Agi: 42 Int: 123 Paralyzed (6) Str Focus (5) Diseased (30) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot GOLEM in the forehead!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 90 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 42/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 49/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 488/540 MP: 23/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2096/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 168 Agi: 42 Int: 123 Paralyzed (5) Str Focus (4) Diseased (29) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 24/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 49/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 488/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2096/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (5) Int Focus (5) Str Focus (4) Diseased (29) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 24/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 64/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/540 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2096/2250 MP: 14/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (5) Int Focus (5) Str Focus (4) Diseased (29) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 24/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/540 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2096/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (5) Int Focus (5) Str Focus (4) Diseased (29) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 184 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 38/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/540 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2086/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4) Int Focus (4) Str Focus (3) Diseased (28) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 8/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/540 MP: 128/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2086/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4) Int Focus (4) Str Focus (3) Diseased (28) Shrunk (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 35 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 8/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 57/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2051/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4) Int Focus (4) Str Focus (3) Diseased (28) Shrunk (6) Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!