Battle #833 (F): Twi, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Twinconclusive is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 8/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 310/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2051/2250 MP: 275/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (4) Int Focus (4) Str Focus (3) Diseased (28) Shrunk (6) Sapped (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot GOLEM in the forehead!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 82 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 22/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 228/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2041/2250 MP: 216/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (3) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (2) Diseased (27) Shrunk (5) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 16/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 228/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 123/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2041/2250 MP: 216/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 184 Paralyzed (3) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (2) Diseased (27) Shrunk (5) Sapped (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 16/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 228/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2041/2250 MP: 216/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (3) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (2) Diseased (27) Shrunk (5) Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 16/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 228/500 MP: 140/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2041/2250 MP: 243/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (3) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (2) Diseased (27) Shrunk (5) Sapped (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot GOLEM in the forehead!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 72 damage! Slimebot GOLEM loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 30/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 156/500 MP: 140/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2031/2250 MP: 184/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (2) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (1) Diseased (26) Shrunk (4) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 12/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 156/500 MP: 140/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2031/2250 MP: 184/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (2) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (6) Diseased (26) Shrunk (4) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 12/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (2)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 156/500 MP: 153/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2031/2250 MP: 184/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (2) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (6) Diseased (26) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (4) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Twinconclusive's body!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 12/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (2) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 156/500 MP: 127/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2031/2250 MP: 211/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (2) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (6) Diseased (26) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (4) Sapped (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Slimebot GOLEM into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 222 damage! Slimebot GOLEM loses a few brain cells! Slimebot GOLEM submits!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 26/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (2) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2021/2250 MP: 152/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (1) Int Focus (1) Str Focus (5) Diseased (25) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 20/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (1) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 112/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2021/2250 MP: 152/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 138 Paralyzed (1) Int Focus (1) Str Focus (5) Diseased (25) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 47 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 20/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (1) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 84/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1974/2250 MP: 177/500 Str: 134 Agi: 33 Int: 128 Paralyzed (1) Int Focus (1) Str Focus (5) Diseased (25) Shrunk (3) Off Guard (3) Sapped (1) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 52 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 34/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (1) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 84/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1964/2250 MP: 118/500 Str: 167 Agi: 103 Int: 85 Str Focus (4) Diseased (24) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 239 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 2/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1725/2250 MP: 118/500 Str: 167 Agi: 41 Int: 85 Str Focus (4) Diseased (24) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 39 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 2/328 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 70 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 356/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (1) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1686/2250 MP: 135/500 Str: 167 Agi: 41 Int: 85 Str Focus (4) Sapped (4) Diseased (24) Shrunk (2) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (6) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!