Battle #808 (F): $$$

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #808: Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth vs Twinconclusive, Slimebot TRICKSTER?

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to Slimesworth. Slime will spill! Go!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy tells Twinconclusive an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Twinconclusive's mind.

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Mugsy. Mugsy looks distinctly smaller.

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 62/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Slimesworth and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 197 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 30/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 43/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 30/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into Twinconclusive and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 57 damage! Bugsy starts sapping Twinconclusive's MP!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1110/1167 MP: 30/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (5) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Bugsy from both directions. Bugsy drops its guard!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1110/1167 MP: 42/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (5) Sapped (4)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 99 damage! Bugsy feels all tingly!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1110/1167 MP: 0/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Stupefied (4) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Twinconclusive with clubs.

Twinconclusive takes 105 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1005/1167 MP: 0/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 75 Shrunk (2) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1005/1167 MP: 0/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Mugsy an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Mugsy's mind.

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 56 Shrunk (2) Stupefied (6) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1005/1167 MP: 12/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 60 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4) Sapped (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 178/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 56 Shrunk (2) Stupefied (6) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 970/1167 MP: 0/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Roughed Up (3) Meditation (10) Stupefied (3) Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth steps forward.
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 119 damage!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 56 Shrunk (2) Stupefied (6) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 851/1167 MP: 0/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Roughed Up (3) Meditation (10) Stupefied (3) Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 84 MP!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1053/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 105/400 Str: 37 Agi: 56 Int: 56 Shrunk (1) Stupefied (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Off Guard (6) Looking Sharp (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 851/1167 MP: 0/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Roughed Up (3) Meditation (10) Stupefied (3) Sapped (2)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!