Battle #806 (F): Sli, Mug, Bug vs Sur, SliCUS

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into Surlaw!

Surlaw takes 138 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 661/1250 MP: 37/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (15)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 495/700 MP: 93/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 328/1033 MP: 131/293 Str: 112 Agi: 130 Int: 87 Stupefied (3) Off Guard (1) Diseased (30) Roughed Up (1) Sapped (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Surlaw is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Surlaw builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 102 damage!

Bugsy takes 134 damage!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 559/1250 MP: 37/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (15)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 361/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 288/1033 MP: 87/293 Str: 140 Agi: 130 Int: 87 Stupefied (2) Diseased (29) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at Surlaw. Surlaw looks distinctly smaller.

Slimesworth	Status HP: 559/1250 MP: 65/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (2) Mirror Sheen (1) Diseased (15)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 361/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 288/1033 MP: 87/293 Str: 105 Agi: 97 Int: 65 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (2) Diseased (29) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 549/1250 MP: 205/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (1) Diseased (14)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 361/700 MP: 105/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 288/1033 MP: 87/293 Str: 105 Agi: 97 Int: 65 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (2) Diseased (29) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Surlaw from behind. Surlaw drops its guard!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 549/1250 MP: 205/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (1) Diseased (14)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 361/700 MP: 89/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 288/1033 MP: 100/293 Str: 105 Agi: 97 Int: 65 Shrunk (4) Stupefied (2) Diseased (29) Off Guard (4) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Surlaw is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Surlaw builds momentum and charges toward Slimesworth at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 89 damage!

Bugsy takes 189 damage!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 460/1250 MP: 233/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (1) Diseased (14)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 172/700 MP: 89/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 278/1033 MP: 56/293 Str: 105 Agi: 97 Int: 65 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (1) Diseased (28) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Surlaw with clubs.

Surlaw takes 116 damage! Surlaw doesn't look so good!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 450/1250 MP: 137/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Diseased (13)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 172/700 MP: 104/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 162/1033 MP: 56/293 Str: 84 Agi: 97 Int: 65 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (1) Diseased (28) Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 65 damage! Surlaw feels all tingly!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 450/1250 MP: 137/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Diseased (13)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 172/700 MP: 72/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 97/1033 MP: 69/293 Str: 84 Agi: 38 Int: 65 Shrunk (3) Stupefied (1) Diseased (28) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (3) Roughed Up (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Surlaw advances!
Battle!

Surlaw rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 30 damage!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 420/1250 MP: 165/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Diseased (13)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 172/700 MP: 72/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw	Status HP: 57/1033 MP: 42/293 Str: 84 Agi: 38 Int: 86 Shrunk (2) Diseased (27) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (2) Roughed Up (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth splits into four and slams into Surlaw from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 185 damage! Surlaw has been defeated!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 410/1250 MP: 140/600 Str: 135 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Diseased (12)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 172/700 MP: 72/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 151 Slimebucks!