Battle #805 (F): Spo, SliGOL vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Spoonweaver laughs as it flings bricks!

Slimesworth takes 60 damage!

Bugsy takes 48 damage!

Slimesworth takes 64 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 930/1288 MP: 33/331 Str: 87 Agi: 92 Int: 42 Diseased (17) Roughed Up (1) Looking Sharp (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 834/1250 MP: 140/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 153/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (2) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 82 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 848/1288 MP: 33/331 Str: 87 Agi: 92 Int: 42 Diseased (17) Roughed Up (1) Looking Sharp (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 834/1250 MP: 88/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 168/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (2) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Spoonweaver from behind. Spoonweaver drops its guard!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 848/1288 MP: 41/331 Str: 87 Agi: 92 Int: 42 Diseased (17) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (4) Looking Sharp (3) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 834/1250 MP: 88/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 152/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 69 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 800/1288 MP: 14/331 Str: 108 Agi: 92 Int: 42 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 116/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 152/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Spoonweaver with clubs.

Spoonweaver takes 72 damage! Spoonweaver doesn't look so good!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 728/1288 MP: 14/331 Str: 86 Agi: 92 Int: 42 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 48/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 152/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 156 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 572/1288 MP: 14/331 Str: 86 Agi: 92 Int: 42 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 8/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 167/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 572/1288 MP: 20/331 Str: 64 Agi: 69 Int: 31 Diseased (16) Shrunk (4) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 8/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 137/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver purges slimeself's effects. Spoonweaver's Int returns to normal.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 524/1288 MP: 20/331 Str: 85 Agi: 92 Int: 55 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Roughed Up (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 36/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 137/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 524/1288 MP: 20/331 Str: 85 Agi: 92 Int: 55 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Roughed Up (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 152/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy hits Spoonweaver with the idiot stick.

Spoonweaver takes 87 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 437/1288 MP: 29/331 Str: 85 Agi: 92 Int: 45 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Looking Sharp (2) Roughed Up (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 112/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver is gathering energy. Spoonweaver gains 45 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 389/1288 MP: 79/331 Str: 85 Agi: 92 Int: 45 Diseased (15) Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (1) Roughed Up (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 765/1250 MP: 204/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 112/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 380 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 9/1288 MP: 79/331 Str: 85 Agi: 92 Int: 45 Diseased (15) Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (1) Roughed Up (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 715/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 127/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy tells Spoonweaver an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Spoonweaver's mind.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 9/1288 MP: 85/331 Str: 85 Agi: 92 Int: 33 Diseased (15) Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (1) Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 715/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 603/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 61 damage!

Bugsy takes 75 damage!

Slimesworth	Status HP: 654/1250 MP: 164/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 528/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

That's it for Spoonweaver! Slimesworth wins the battle!
Slimesworth wins 151 Slimebucks!