Battle #803 (F): Die, Capitalist Slime!

Twinconclusive shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Bugsy into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 286 damage! Bugsy limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 1019/1039 MP: 133/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 118 Diseased (28) Meditation (7) Stupefied (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 356/1167 MP: 18/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 52 Stupefied (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 910/1250 MP: 62/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1019/1039 MP: 156/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 118 Diseased (28) Meditation (7) Stupefied (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 356/1167 MP: 18/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 52 Stupefied (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 910/1250 MP: 202/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 42 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1009/1039 MP: 98/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Diseased (27) Meditation (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 356/1167 MP: 18/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 52 Stupefied (2) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 868/1290 MP: 230/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Next up is Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens Twinconclusive. CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 216 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1009/1039 MP: 98/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Diseased (27) Meditation (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 140/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 52 Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (7) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 828/1290 MP: 134/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Slimesworth! But Twinconclusive stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 182 damage! Twinconclusive is unable to defend the blow!

James Paige	Status HP: 1009/1039 MP: 129/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Diseased (27) Meditation (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 646/1290 MP: 134/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Twinconclusive collapses! James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Slimesworth and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 102 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 999/1039 MP: 128/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Diseased (26) Meditation (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 544/1290 MP: 134/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (1) Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 92 damage! Slimesworth's magical barrier blocks the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 989/1039 MP: 62/518 Str: 135 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Diseased (25) Meditation (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 452/1290 MP: 162/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (1) Paralyzed (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 84 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 905/1039 MP: 93/518 Str: 108 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Diseased (25) Meditation (4) Roughed Up (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 412/1290 MP: 66/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Str returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 905/1039 MP: 88/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Meditation (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 412/1290 MP: 94/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Paralyzed (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Slimesworth steps forward.
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 905/1039 MP: 119/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Meditation (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 372/1290 MP: 234/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 114 damage! Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 905/1039 MP: 53/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 258/1290 MP: 262/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (1) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 63 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 842/1039 MP: 84/518 Str: 112 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Roughed Up (4) Meditation (3)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 218/1250 MP: 166/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 47 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 811/1039 MP: 26/518 Str: 112 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Roughed Up (3) Meditation (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 171/1290 MP: 194/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 85 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 726/1039 MP: 57/518 Str: 112 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Roughed Up (3) Meditation (2)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 131/1290 MP: 142/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 47 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 695/1039 MP: 25/518 Str: 112 Agi: 105 Int: 157 Roughed Up (2) Meditation (1)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 84/1290 MP: 170/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Watch out! Slimesworth is up.
Battle!