Battle #803 (F): Die, Capitalist Slime!

Let battle be joined! This is battle #803: James Paige, Twinconclusive vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth will strike first. Show us a clean fight!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy bashes Twinconclusive over the head with the idiot stick. (Twinconclusive had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 187 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 50/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 64/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 68 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 68/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 37/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1182/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 76 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 37/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1182/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 624/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 91
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 37/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1182/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 624/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Bugsy do next?
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 36/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 51/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1182/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 624/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Bugsy and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 106 damage! Bugsy feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 49/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (6)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 24/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1182/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 518/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 69 damage!

Mugsy simply laughs at the attempt!

Bugsy takes 54 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 12/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 24/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 12/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 980/1167 MP: 24/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens Twinconclusive. CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 112 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 12/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 868/1167 MP: 38/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 70 Roughed Up (7)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive purges slimeself's effects. Twinconclusive's Str returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 25/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 68 Stupefied (5)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 868/1167 MP: 38/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 17/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Stupefied (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 868/1167 MP: 38/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 66/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 3/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 17/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Stupefied (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 868/1167 MP: 38/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 70
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 178/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 128/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Twinconclusive with clubs.

Twinconclusive takes 78 damage! Twinconclusive doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1039/1039 MP: 17/518 Str: 140 Agi: 105 Int: 118 Meditation (10) Stupefied (4)
Dispel Spray Power Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 790/1167 MP: 38/328 Str: 120 Agi: 115 Int: 70 Roughed Up (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1113/1250 MP: 82/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 464/700 MP: 143/250 Str: 80 Agi: 50 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!