Introducing Slimesworth

Good day! I have somewhat of a proposal for you. You see, I have been monitoring your little fights ever since I started my highly profitable enterprise. Of course, I have more Slimebucks than I'd be able to spend in all of your lifetimes, so I've been thinking of throwing my hat into the ring, as it were.

Now, I'm not really the fighting type, so I've hired some friends to assist me. Watch my back, you know. I'm simply trying to keep things sporting, you understand.

Wait, no, don't go. What if I agree to challenge you all two at a time? How does that strike your fancy?

Brilliant! Then I'll see you on the battlefield.

I've been waiting for this dude for a while.

[Edit] Mugsy and Bugsy are awesome.

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Thanks, Fortis

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

Do the 'Sticky Gloves' do what I think they do? Reduce Fumblyiness?

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They turn Fumbles into Crits and they are Slimesworth's drop item.

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Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks

I got roughed up

Edit: And then me and TH mutilated him.

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Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition

Beating up them rich folk sure is profitable.

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I went out the only way I know how: like a man.