Battle #782 (F): How low can AGI go?

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 81 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 527/1167 MP: 117/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (8) Diseased (14)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 1/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1537/2250 MP: 52/500 Str: 112 Agi: 46 Int: 102 Entranced (8) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (1) Sapped (3) Diseased (13) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 102 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 517/1167 MP: 110/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (7) Diseased (13)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1435/2250 MP: 52/500 Str: 112 Agi: 46 Int: 102 Entranced (8) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (1) Sapped (3) Diseased (13) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 517/1167 MP: 110/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 130 Meditation (7) Diseased (13)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 103/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1435/2250 MP: 72/500 Str: 112 Agi: 46 Int: 102 Entranced (8) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (1) Sapped (3) Diseased (13) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead! FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive takes 18 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 499/1167 MP: 134/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (7) Diseased (13)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 103/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1425/2250 MP: 13/500 Str: 149 Agi: 61 Int: 136 Entranced (7) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (12) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sir Goowain in the forehead!

Sir Goowain takes 115 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 489/1167 MP: 87/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (6) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1310/2250 MP: 13/500 Str: 149 Agi: 61 Int: 136 Entranced (7) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (12) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 489/1167 MP: 87/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (6) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1310/2250 MP: 40/500 Str: 149 Agi: 61 Int: 136 Entranced (7) Paralyzed (1) Sapped (2) Diseased (12) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 136 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 489/1167 MP: 87/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (6) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1300/2250 MP: 196/500 Str: 149 Agi: 152 Int: 136 Entranced (6) Sapped (1) Diseased (11) Stupefied (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 181 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 308/1207 MP: 111/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (6) Slime Loss (7) Diseased (12)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 102/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1290/2250 MP: 131/500 Str: 149 Agi: 152 Int: 136 Entranced (5) Diseased (10) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 258/1207 MP: 84/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (6) Diseased (11)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1213/2250 MP: 131/500 Str: 149 Agi: 60 Int: 136 Entranced (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 258/1207 MP: 108/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (5) Slime Loss (6) Diseased (11)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 89/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1162/2250 MP: 131/500 Str: 149 Agi: 60 Int: 126 Entranced (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 60 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 56 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 65 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 208/1207 MP: 21/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (5) Diseased (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 104/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 924/2250 MP: 131/500 Str: 149 Agi: 60 Int: 126 Entranced (5) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 208/1207 MP: 21/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 120 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (5) Diseased (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 924/2250 MP: 149/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 94 Entranced (5) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (3) Diseased (10) Stupefied (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Twinconclusive in the forehead!

Twinconclusive takes 97 damage! Twinconclusive loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 111/1207 MP: 43/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Meditation (4) Slime Loss (5) Diseased (10)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 914/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 125 Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive delivers a killing blow to Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain looks completely unaffected!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 61/1207 MP: 8/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Meditation (3) Slime Loss (4) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 101/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 914/2250 MP: 102/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 125 Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 61/1207 MP: 8/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Meditation (3) Slime Loss (4) Diseased (9)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 64/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 914/2250 MP: 120/500 Str: 111 Agi: 45 Int: 93 Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (9) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!