Battle #782 (F): How low can AGI go?

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #782: Twinconclusive, Slimebot CUSTOM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain will strike first. Let it begin!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot CUSTOM! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 210 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 66/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 190/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (7) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 190/440 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (7) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 190/440 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (7) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot CUSTOM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 55/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 158/440 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (6) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (10) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive donates some slime to Slimebot CUSTOM. Slimebot CUSTOM is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 51/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 283/440 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (6) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 195 Entranced (10) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 51/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 283/440 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (6) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Entranced (10) Off Guard (4) Paralyzed (3) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot CUSTOM. Slimebot CUSTOM becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 51/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 283/440 MP: 65/150 Str: 45 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (6) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (20)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2175/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Entranced (9) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot CUSTOM!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 39 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1167 MP: 67/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 241/440 MP: 45/150 Str: 45 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (5) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (19)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2136/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (4) Entranced (9) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive donates some slime to Slimebot CUSTOM. Slimebot CUSTOM is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 967/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 366/440 MP: 45/150 Str: 45 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (5) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (19)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 30/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2136/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (4) Entranced (9) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 967/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 366/440 MP: 45/150 Str: 45 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (5) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (19)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2136/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (4) Entranced (9) Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 967/1167 MP: 63/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 80 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 366/440 MP: 55/150 Str: 45 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Sapping (4) Slime Loss (5) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (19)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2126/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (3) Entranced (8) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot CUSTOM.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot CUSTOM is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 967/1167 MP: 79/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 80 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 324/440 MP: 45/150 Str: 45 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (18) Shield (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 3/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2126/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (3) Entranced (8) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Slimebot CUSTOM and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 136 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 957/1167 MP: 52/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 80 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 188/440 MP: 45/150 Str: 45 Agi: 20 Int: 50 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (18) Shield (6) Paralyzed (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2126/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (3) Entranced (8) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 957/1167 MP: 52/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 80 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 188/440 MP: 45/150 Str: 45 Agi: 20 Int: 50 Sapping (3) Slime Loss (4) Regeneration (∞) Diseased (18) Shield (6) Paralyzed (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 93/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2126/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 150 Agi: 62 Int: 146 Sapped (3) Entranced (8) Off Guard (2) Paralyzed (1) Stupefied (4) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!