Battle #779 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliGOL vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #779: Twinconclusive, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 50/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 90/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER. FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 18 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 66/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 482/540 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Slimebot GOLEM and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 126 damage! Slimebot GOLEM feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 482/540 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 374/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 30 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 442/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 374/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 30 Int: 75 Paralyzed (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM purges slimeself's effects. Slimebot GOLEM's Agi returns to normal.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 39/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 442/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 374/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot GOLEM! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 196 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 55/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 442/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 178/540 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 62 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 380/540 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 42 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Paralyzed (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 178/540 MP: 75/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 505/540 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 42 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Paralyzed (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 38/540 MP: 66/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 25/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER purges slimeself's effects. Slimebot TRICKSTER's Agi returns to normal.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 28/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 465/540 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 38/540 MP: 66/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2240/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot GOLEM from both sides!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 69 damage! Slimebot GOLEM collapses!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 44/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 465/540 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2230/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 17/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 465/540 MP: 63/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2178/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1167/1167 MP: 33/328 Str: 150 Agi: 115 Int: 80
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 425/540 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2133/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Slimebot TRICKSTER! But Twinconclusive stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 245 damage! Twinconclusive is unable to defend the blow!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 180/540 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2133/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive faints! What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 24 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 140/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2109/2250 MP: 87/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 140/540 MP: 41/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Diseased (20)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2099/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (27) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!