Battle #778 (F): Twi, SliTRI, SliCUS vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 131/1167 MP: 6/328 Str: 145 Agi: 115 Int: 110 Diseased (11) Meditation (4)
Victory Sword Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/500 MP: 63/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 804/2250 MP: 172/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 79 Off Guard (1) Shrunk (4) Entranced (9) Diseased (10) Stupefied (2) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Twinconclusive into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 209 damage! Twinconclusive is vanquished!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 398/500 MP: 78/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 794/2250 MP: 125/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 79 Shrunk (3) Entranced (8) Diseased (9) Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 46 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 388/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 75 Diseased (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 748/2250 MP: 138/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 69 Shrunk (3) Entranced (8) Diseased (9) Stupefied (1) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 104 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 284/500 MP: 51/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 738/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 92 Shrunk (2) Entranced (7) Diseased (8) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 24 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 274/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (6) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 714/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 92 Sapped (4) Shrunk (2) Entranced (7) Diseased (8) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 74 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (6) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 704/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 92 Sapped (3) Shrunk (1) Entranced (6) Diseased (7) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 154 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 190/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 550/2250 MP: 66/500 Str: 111 Agi: 48 Int: 82 Sapped (3) Shrunk (1) Entranced (6) Diseased (7) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead! FUMBLE!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 22 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 168/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 540/2250 MP: 28/500 Str: 148 Agi: 160 Int: 109 Sapped (2) Entranced (5) Diseased (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 109 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 168/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 530/2250 MP: 130/500 Str: 148 Agi: 160 Int: 109 Sapped (1) Entranced (4) Diseased (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 158/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Diseased (4) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 530/2250 MP: 151/500 Str: 148 Agi: 160 Int: 109 Sapped (1) Entranced (4) Diseased (5) Off Guard (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 67 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 91/540 MP: 26/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Slime Loss (4) Diseased (4) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 520/2250 MP: 86/500 Str: 148 Agi: 160 Int: 109 Entranced (3) Diseased (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 28 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 41/540 MP: 18/250 Str: 45 Agi: 105 Int: 65 Slime Loss (3) Diseased (3) Sapping (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 492/2250 MP: 107/500 Str: 148 Agi: 160 Int: 109 Sapped (4) Entranced (3) Diseased (4) Off Guard (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 49 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER has been defeated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 482/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 148 Agi: 160 Int: 109 Sapped (3) Entranced (2) Diseased (3) Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 199 Slimebucks!